OH POOP!

Need some ideas for neighbor gifts.... Give em POOP!

Christmas Mouse Poop! 

On Christmas Eve when I was snug in my bed

Guess what some little "creatures" were doing instead? 

Little mice were making their stops 

And, of course, they left their teeny-tiny "plops." 

On Christmas morn, I did awake,

Oh me, oh my, oh goodness sake!

Those adorable rodents had left such sweet gifts,

So I gathered and packaged them up in a jiff! 

And, now, this Christmas I present to you

This little bag of  mice "doo-doo!" 

(this can be chocolate covered raisins, or my favorite, chocolate covered sunflower seeds!)  

 Reindeer Poop!

We were awakened when we heard Santa call,

"Dash away, Dash away, Dash away all!"

But soon we discovered, out on our lawn

Santa and his reindeer were all but gone

With our little shovel we started to scoop,

All of the droppings... YUCK! Reindeer poop! 

But then we so generously filled up your sack

Hope you have a Merry Christmas and enjoy your snack!!!

(this can be Whoppers, or brown only M&M's even Sixlets are fun too!)

Elf Poop!

This year Santa's elves got quite sick,

And couldn't make toys quite so quick

So what could I do

To find gifts for you?

I hope there elf poops do the trick!

(this can be "green" m&m's, "green" whoppers, or even a bag of "tootsie" rolls) 

Snowman Poop! 

You've been naughty

So here's the scoop

Your Christmas present 

Is SNOWMAN poop! 

(This can be a bag of miniature marshmallows, homemade divinity, or wedding cookies (my fav!) )